How DUMB CAN YOU GET:LIZARD LOVE BATTLE

   

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  This is a rant!!! In Lizard Love Battle, half of the characters are absolute idiots!!! Despite my initial criticisms, I am anti-teen dating, after all,  we will set this aside even if I was pro-teen dating they are absolute idiots.   

    The episode starts with Liz, Spike, and Morrie at the pool and Spike sees an attractive lizard. She walks over and the typical fumbling of words trope that is in EVRY CRUSH SCENE IN EVERY EPISODE OF ALL MEDIA OF ALL TIME, happens with Spike fumbling his words. She then calls Liz, LIZR, because she listens to WLZR. When she leaves Morrie thinks she winked at him, Spike wants a radio show to impress the girl, and Liz thinks she like him. Typical. (Also they all want to take her the the school dance.)

    Then, EVEN THOUGH LIZ AND SPIKE ARE COMPETING FOR THE GIRL, LIZ GIVES HIM A SHOW ON THE RADIO!! Why? Why? During the show, Morrie calls into the show claiming he was going to Big Dadios with the girl!! Then he acts shocked that they show up!!! THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY. IF. HE. DID. NOT. CALL. IN. HE. WOULD. HAVE. HAD. HIS. CHANCE!!! What on earth did he think Liz and Spike were going to do? Spike's only reason for the show was to impress Kasey!!! You think he would have just talked to essentially nobody!! Are you kidding me?  

    When Liz and Spkie get there, the girl invites them to sit with her. When she left Morrie told the boys he wanted alone time!!! If you wanted alone time would you broadcast it on the radio!!! Finally when all the boys ask the girl it is too late because she already has a date. The boys get mad at each other and then reconcile at the dance!!!

    Seriously. Why did Liz even offer Spike a show? Why did Morrie call in and decimate his near-perfect chances?  Why did Liz not ask her first over MyGecko or even over the radio during the weekend? Why just Why?



Jesus Loves You


Sin doesn’t go away on it’s own. Somebody has to pay for it. Who could it be? God knew there was only one choice: His own Son Jesus. Jesus came to earth and did something we could never do: He obeyed perfectly. He never messed up. He never even had a bad thought. But He still took the horrible punishment for sin by dying on the cross. God put all of His anger on Jesus. Jesus didn’t deserve that! Why did He take the punishment for something He didn’t do? He did it so that you and I don’t have to. You mean we don’t have to pay for our own sins? Now that’s GOOD NEWS!



Jesus didn’t stay dead. After three days He rose again to show everyone He has the power to give eternal life. If we trust in Him, God has no more punishment for us. Instead He offers us eternal life in heaven. When Jesus takes the sin out of our hearts He puts something else in it’s place: His perfect life. God sees Jesus’ goodness in us instead of our badness. Jesus’ good days cover all of our yucky days.



He takes our bad out and puts His good in. Do you still mess up sometimes? Me too. But now we can have something we didn’t have before: forgiveness! Pray and ask God to forgive your sins because of what Jesus did. Instead of being guilty you’ll be forgiven. Now that’s not just good news – that’s the BEST news! Do you know how to look up verses in your Bible? Give these a try to read more about the best news ever.



John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. 1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. Romans 10:9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. John 14:6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Accept Christ today by admitting you are a sinner. Believe that Jesus died for your sins and rose again. Choose Jesus as your Lord and Savior. You are now a new Christian!!

Source https://gospelcenteredmom.com/2015/03/26/free-printable-gospel-tract-for-

children/



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