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How DUMB CAN YOU GET:LIZARD LOVE BATTLE

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       This is a rant!! ! In Lizard Love Battle, half of the characters are absolute idiots!!! Despite my initial criticisms, I am anti-teen dating, after all,  we will set this aside even if I was pro-teen dating they are absolute idiots.        The episode starts with Liz, Spike, and Morrie at the pool and Spike sees an attractive lizard. She walks over and the typical fumbling of words trope that is in EVRY CRUSH SCENE IN EVERY EPISODE OF ALL MEDIA OF ALL TIME , happens with Spike fumbling his words. She then calls Liz, LIZR, because she listens to WLZR. When she leaves Morrie thinks she winked at him, Spike wants a radio show to impress the girl, and Liz thinks she like him. Typical. (Also they all want to take her the the school dance.)     Then, EVEN THOUGH LIZ AND SPIKE ARE COMPETING FOR THE GIRL, LIZ GIVES HIM A SHOW ON THE RADIO!! Why? Why? During the show, Morrie calls into the show claiming he was going to Big Dadios  with the girl!! Then he acts shocked that they show up!!!
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The Pond Laws Are... Kinda Weird

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            Hey, all this website is not dead y'all haha. The Pond is presumed to be in the US (they speak English, Various US cities are referenced as the animal's hometown, and Tony says, "Somebody call the FAA!!"  This puts it under the US Constitution and various state laws and boy are these laws and the laws of physics violated. In one case, Floyd the Turtle is thrown in jail for whining!!! The mayor creates a law saying that it is illegal after the people whine at him. This clearly violates Floyd's 1st Amendment rights to free speech and the supreme court of the state or the US should have struck down that rule. Also, the fact that Floys is a Toddler who can barely read should be put into consideration. WHY IS HE EVEN IN JAIL!!!     We will get back to The Pond government which is WEAK      The second law that is violated is logic. When Floyd the Turtle disrespects someone taste leaves The Pond but only affects Floys and his friends, NOT, the doctor and pre
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The Problem With An Idyllic Audiodrama

     Have you ever listened to Adventures In Odyssey and said, "I wish that was me" or "I wish I could do that"? Across most Christian Audio dramas, kids are detectives (like Emily and Liz), they can wander their town, and have plenty of fun.      In the real world, you don't get as many detective cases (I've tried) and a band of Christian kids with a radio show, spy agency, and a great church won't find you if you sit alone at school. I am not saying this is the fault of the producers. No, it's a great template on how to model your life, but it causes the listener, or at least me, to feel left out.      When kids in AIO feel bored, I just don't get it. They have the best VR of all time, plenty of attractions at Whits End, and the kids are very fleshed out, leading interesting lives. Emily is a detective, Zoe is a great leader, and Matthews is great with computers. If you ever have a technical problem, you have Eugene or Mr. Whittaker to help. Wa
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Life At The Pond Streaming Service

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     Life at the Pond is launching a streaming service for five dollars a month. For this price, you will have access to 68 episodes. This makes it one of the most affordable audio drama streaming services, costing more than half the price of the AIO club and roughly the same as a Keys For Kids membership (which offers one downloaded episode per month).      In fact, you will even receive additional perks, such as unreleased episodes, a coloring book, and the first-ever Life at The Pond book. All of this comes as part of Life at the Pond's efforts to raise funds for producing more episodes. You can check it out here . Jesus Loves You Sin doesn’t go away on it’s own. Somebody has to pay for it. Who could it be? God knew there was only one choice: His own Son Jesus. Jesus came to earth and did something we could never do: He obeyed perfectly. He never messed up. He never even had a bad thought. But He still took the horrible punishment for sin by dying on the cross. God put all of Hi
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Was Lacy Really Wrong? What's In A Name

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   Is it really taking God's name in Vain? That is the question I am posing to you. This is TheOdysseyBoi with a deep philosophical and theological question for you all.    In the kid's corner episode, " What's In A Name ," Mrs. Wattle, Granny Gecko, and Grandpa Anole observe the kids around the town to see if they are taking God's name in vain. At the end of the week, all the lizards come and find out what things they have done wrong.     Most of the lizards are rightfully in trouble (though the moral aspect of spying on kids for a lesson is not discussed), however, one character, Lacy (Not Christian) is, in my opinion unfairly accused of taking God's name in vain.   Lacy plays on the soccer (football for international readers) team with Lucille and the team prays before each game. After Lucille's prayer, Lacy interjects asking God to help them win the game because it is important.    Grandpa Anole gets upset about this, saying that she took God's
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Check Out This Channel

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       There is a new YouTube channel called, Galunkapets, that shows puppets of KidCorner episodes. It uses puppets to show the stories. The puppets are gray (so the green screen doesn't 'delete' them) and are in clothes for the episodes.       The channel is run by a family where the kids and adults make the puppets move. They have lots of videos on the channel with some of the best episodes. I highly recommend you check this channel out.  Jesus Loves You Sin doesn’t go away on it’s own. Somebody has to pay for it. Who could it be? God knew there was only one choice: His own Son Jesus. Jesus came to earth and did something we could never do: He obeyed perfectly. He never messed up. He never even had a bad thought. But He still took the horrible punishment for sin by dying on the cross. God put all of His anger on Jesus. Jesus didn’t deserve that! Why did He take the punishment for something He didn’t do? He did it so that you and I don’t have to. You mean we don’t have to
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Liz is the Smartest Character in Kids Corner!!!

 Yes, you read that right, Liz is the smartest character of Kids Corner. Here are reasons why.      While Chamy seem like the stereotypical smart lizard she has not been in many situations as liz has. No matter the situation Liz always adapts and finds a way to overcome it. In one episode he was able to become a great chef after not knowing how to cook, in another he improves his memory after watching one television program.      Liz has survived multiple kidnapping attacks from a person attempting to take over Terrene and someone trying to use him as ransom in Ireland. In Ireland, Liz's quick wit got him out of the situation, and he was saved quickly. He was even able to hide from the police in that episode!!!  Liz has an internet radio station (the reason he was in Ireland) that uses the music he produces. The station is dedicated to witnessing.  His station is so successful, that his press pass can get him to meet celebrities!!         Liz has also solved high-profile cases with
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