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The Pond Laws Are... Kinda Weird

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            Hey, all this website is not dead y'all haha. The Pond is presumed to be in the US (they speak English, Various US cities are referenced as the animal's hometown, and Tony says, "Somebody call the FAA!!"  This puts it under the US Constitution and various state laws and boy are these laws and the laws of physics violated. In one case, Floyd the Turtle is thrown in jail for whining!!! The mayor creates a law saying that it is illegal after the people whine at him. This clearly violates Floyd's 1st Amendment rights to free speech and the supreme court of the state or the US should have struck down that rule. Also, the fact that Floys is a Toddler who can barely read should be put into consideration. WHY IS HE EVEN IN JAIL!!!     We will get back to The Pond government which is WEAK      The second law that is violated is logic. When Floyd the Turtle disrespects someone taste leaves The Pond but only affects Floy...

The Problem With An Idyllic Audiodrama

     Have you ever listened to Adventures In Odyssey and said, "I wish that was me" or "I wish I could do that"? Across most Christian Audio dramas, kids are detectives (like Emily and Liz), they can wander their town, and have plenty of fun.      In the real world, you don't get as many detective cases (I've tried) and a band of Christian kids with a radio show, spy agency, and a great church won't find you if you sit alone at school. I am not saying this is the fault of the producers. No, it's a great template on how to model your life, but it causes the listener, or at least me, to feel left out.      When kids in AIO feel bored, I just don't get it. They have the best VR of all time, plenty of attractions at Whits End, and the kids are very fleshed out, leading interesting lives. Emily is a detective, Zoe is a great leader, and Matthews is great with computers. If you ever have a technical problem, you have Eugene or Mr. Whittaker to help...