Sue Sue Sue: A Legal Nightmare
What is wrong with the Pond’s laws!! Last Year I referenced this in an article . Upon listening to the Sue Sue Sue episode I am convinced that the 1 st and 8 th amendment are being violated. As you know the 1 st amendment protects free speech and religious liberty. However, Mr. Johnny the lawyer gets dissent from Methuselah the Alligator, he said that he cannot state his facts anymore which forces him to go home and pray. This is a clear violation of the alligator's 1 st amendment rights. (Yes this will be a quote.) However, Methuselah investigates him and finds that Johnny has a restraining order of 50 MILES from civilization. When the police arrive to enact this draconian overreach of government power, the police place him in a rocket (that is placed near the other animals and is apparently small enough to fit in a police car), and launch him into SPACE!!! Now, Johnny is an animal so it is possible that the rocket is homemade, but this is essentially a death sentence